We saw the movie. I bought some silk ties. She used them to tie the garage door shut because I wouldn’t stop making “Inner Goddess” jokes.
Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!