2010 Classic: The Faster

I told her I’m “Dwayne the Rock Johnson.” She said, “You’re more like ‘Dwayne the Pebble’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

I wrote her a song. She asked, "Did you use Suno or Udio?" I sai...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

@ICQ_Master9909/29/2008 23:36Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Skate_Or_Die_9911/01/1995 07:02Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee01/12/2006 09:14A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Evil_Kermit_M04/12/1999 11:33Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Protoss_Pylon07/06/2001 20:36You must construct additional laughs!