I’m in the fast lane, from L.A. to Tokyo. Well, I’m actually in a traffic jam on the way to a dentist appointment.
Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified
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This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
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