2007 Archive: The Facebook Profile

She changed her relationship status to “It’s Complicated” after we argued about the thermostat.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

I wrote her a song. She asked, "Did you use Suno or Udio?" I sai...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »

He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said,...read more »

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

@Cyber_Traveler10/08/2011 10:06Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Cheers_Norm11/13/2007 16:47Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril12/20/2013 20:56He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@American_Psycho_P10/19/2010 18:26I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Goldmember_I_L03/02/2014 02:02I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Ermahgerd_Girl07/11/2005 19:07ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!