2009 Vintage: The Facebook Poke

I poked her on Facebook. She poked me in real life. With a fork.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

@Harry_Potter_0109/07/2007 16:20Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Trinity_Matrix10/06/2001 21:08Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Hellboy_Red07/14/2006 07:48I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei04/24/2007 19:06You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Newgrounds_User08/24/2013 17:10Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

@Me_Gusta_Face04/18/1998 03:53Me Gusta this joke. Very much.