2009 Classic: The Facebook Lite

It’s a faster version. I told her I’m “Husband Lite”—faster, but with fewer features (like listening).

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

I told her I’m being haunted by a dead AI. She said, "That’s jus...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

@SpiderMan_Tobey10/24/2005 15:40With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Voodoo_3dfx06/03/2008 05:34The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Malware_Hunter08/05/1996 05:27Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Ninja_Turtle_R09/27/1999 08:17Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Numa_Numa_Guy05/11/1998 19:33Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!