2021 Archive: The Eternals

I told her I’ve been here for thousands of years. She said, “It certainly feels that way when you’re telling a story.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »

He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

My wife is wearing them while we eat. I asked what she’s looking...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

@Y2K_Ready12/19/2010 10:12If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Gopher_Explorer01/07/2012 11:28Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Dumb_And_Dumber11/29/2001 04:19So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee07/19/2007 03:53A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Simpson_Quotes03/15/1995 19:32D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Lion_King_Pumbaa12/10/2008 23:41They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@SoundBlaster_AWE02/19/2006 13:31Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Kazaa_Leecher12/28/1998 13:43I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Tablet_User_1001/16/2012 22:31Tapping my way to a good mood.