My wife spent three months’ rent on tickets to see Taylor Swift. I told her I’m in my “Reputation Era.” She said, “You’re in your ‘Pay-The-Visa-Bill’ era, Greg.”
Part of the 56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Bed Space
A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »
69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »
“All marriages are happy–it’s the living...
“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
The In-Law Visit
Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »
2025 Archive: The VR Vacation
We "went" to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, "You’re...read more »
A police officer jumps into his...
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »
The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
First! And it’s funny!