2013 Vintage: The Ender’s Game

I told her I’m a tactical genius. She said, “Then tactically find a way to make dinner without burning the house down.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@The_Mask_Smokin08/03/2007 07:05P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Flash_Player_Fan02/11/1996 09:41Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Baywatch_Runner11/01/2001 08:51Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Terran_Marine01/17/2006 11:18Go, go, go! More jokes!

@Hashtag_Master08/17/1999 02:04#funny #joke #retro #90s