2007 Classic: The Enchanted

I told my wife she’s my princess. She said, “Then where are the singing animals to help me clean the bathroom?”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »

In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

@SouthPark_Stan09/16/2013 18:29Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@BitTorrent_0107/08/2009 21:45Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Liger_Owner_X11/26/2008 08:53It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Infoseek_Explorer03/14/2013 14:15Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@Salad_Fingers_F07/25/2012 15:21I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Boxxy_Queen02/21/2004 05:29I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!