Why is my wallet like a library? Because everyone wants to “check out” what’s inside.
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
The future is laughing at us.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!