Why was the road so lonely? It had “no-traffic” to talk to.
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
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Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
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