Why did the dad put a picture of a turkey in the fridge? He wanted a “cold turkey” sandwich.
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Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
... (Laughter in silence).
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!