Why was the cup so quiet? It was “feeling” empty inside.
Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Approved for the Open Directory Project!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.