My husband is talking like Austin Butler now. He said, “Thank you very much” when I gave him a sandwich. I told him “The King” is about to be “The Evicted” if he doesn’t stop.
Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
There is a joke in my boot!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
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