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1999 Vintage: The DSL

 We got high-speed internet. Now we can get frustrated by the computer ten times faster than before.

Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s…” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Starship_Troopers03/27/2004 01:02I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
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