2020 Vintage: The Drive-In

A guy asks for a beer in his car. The bartender says, “That’s still illegal, even in 2020.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Light it up like a rocket to the moon."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

A guy whispers, "Hail Satan," and the bartender calls the cops.P...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye02/01/2003 07:45Better than a headshot in Complex!

@ICQ_Classic05/12/2005 20:11That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@C++_Dev_9807/07/1997 20:00I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Jesus_Quintana10/02/2013 12:32Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Jackie_Brown_Fan11/06/2011 05:32Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Magic_SchoolBus07/31/2015 23:12Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular05/10/2005 17:04I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

@Ultima_Online_V06/04/2003 10:05Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?