My husband says the graphics are “photorealistic.” I told him if he spent that much time looking at a real photo of me, he’d notice I got a haircut.
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s…” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.