“One Dance.” I told her I need one dance. She said, “You need one shower. Go.”
Part of the 57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Truck 2.0
It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate-Control House
The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Seductress
My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »
2025 Archive: The VR Office
He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »
The Morning Person
Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Space Tourism
I told her we should go to the moon. She said, "You get motion s...read more »
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Letting this joke through the port.
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!