“I missed the sound of the tap more than I missed my own family.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
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The Schrödinger Cat
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Rare humor found in the deep web.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
A wild laugh appeared!