Why was the draft beer so cold? It forgot to close the window.
Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
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The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
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In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
2024 Archive: The Brainrot
A guy walks in and says, "That beer is 'skibidi' and 'ohio'." Th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
I am listening... and I am laughing.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.