2019 Vintage: The Doris

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new U...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

@Lion_King_Pumbaa05/02/2003 12:13They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@CRT_Degauss11/14/1996 22:44BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Silk_Road_Ghost02/04/2007 15:20Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Napoleon_Dyna11/18/2010 00:45Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Web_Counter_9903/26/2013 11:51I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Get_Flash_Player05/19/2008 03:24Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Midi_Background07/14/1998 06:52Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Challenge_Acc06/08/2011 19:50Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!