Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!
Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2018 Infinity Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The Doris
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2024 Legacy: The Police
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38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid & Spider Edition
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2025 Legacy: The Ice Cream
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49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2024 Espresso & Olympic Edition
In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Needle
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2025 Legacy: The Justin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »
51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Sabrina
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »
2025 Classic: The Prompt
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »
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2024 Legacy: The Doris
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2025 Classic: The Dwayne
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2025 Vintage: The 2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Scouting the web for gems like this.
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
The history of humor in one post.
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
Not bad. Not bad at all.