2019 Classic: The Donut

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, just let me in!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

@Full_House_Michelle01/02/1995 20:11You got it, dude! Very funny.

@HTML_Hacker08/08/2008 10:28<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Memento_Guy10/28/2003 18:13Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Jordan_Fan_2311/02/2006 06:28Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@StoneCold_31601/21/2013 01:30And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Rugrats_Tommy01/23/2002 01:53A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Gremlins_Gizmo03/07/1998 01:22Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Tina_Eat_Food11/12/2005 03:30Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Web_Counter_9911/19/2014 07:01I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!