Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, just let me in!
Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2007 Smartphone Revolution
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2024 Classic: The Hatch
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2025 Vintage: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »
50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2010 New Decade Edition
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38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid & Spider Edition
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2025 Archive: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »
49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2008 Heroic Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Alpine
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2024 Legacy: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Vintage: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »
2025 Classic: The Open
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
One joke to rule them all!
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.