2012 Vintage: The Django Unchained

A guy walks in and the bartender says, “The ‘D’ is silent.” The guy says, “So is my wallet, give me a cheap bourbon.”

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@MIRC_Operator03/13/2013 02:47/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Motherboard_Max06/19/2011 02:26This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Rewritable_CD06/17/2000 16:11I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Bam_Margera_Fan12/19/1997 13:16Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Transformers_OP11/21/2005 21:39Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Footloose_Ren02/03/2009 07:03Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Trololo_Man_7007/06/2011 12:00Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Last_Commenter05/14/2001 15:42Saving the best laugh for last!