Extinct humor for the modern era.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana?
Answer: A mon-key!read more »
Why did the soccer player bring...
Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
Answer: To t...read more »
What do you call a snowman...
What do you call a snowman in summer?
Answer: A puddle!read more »
Why don’t mountains ever get tired?...
Why don’t mountains ever get tired?
Answer: Because they peak al...read more »
Why did the student eat his...
Why did the student eat his homework?
Answer: Because his teache...read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Ogres & Fellowship” Edition
In 2001, every kid was waiting for an owl to bring their school l...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an...
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
Answer: In case...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 1995 “Tamagotchi & Playground” Edition
In 1995, the pinnacle of technology was the colorful Game Boy, an...read more »
What did one plate say to...
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Answer: “Lunch is on ...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Dragon Warrior” Edition
In 2008, the coolest thing was playing Mario Kart Wii w...read more »
😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why did the jellybean go to...
Why did the jellybean go to school?
Answer: Because it wanted to...read more »
Why did the clock break up...
Why did the clock break up with the calendar?
Answer: Because it...read more »
50 Kids Jokes: The 2024 “Anxiety & Mega Minions” Edition
In 2024, the ultimate goal is to be "very demure" while dealing w...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 1996 “Space Jam & N64” Edition
In 1996, the world went 3D with the release of the Nintendo 64, a...read more »
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Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
real humor for real people. keep em coming!
best discovery of the day. i needed a good laugh after that meeting.
i’m gonna test this theory tonight. for science.