2001 Archive: The Digital Watch

It has a calculator. He used it to calculate the tip at dinner. It took him longer than doing it in his head.

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@DialUp_Dreamer10/08/2010 21:55Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@Scream_Fan_9603/28/2014 17:59What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Net_Addict_200003/11/2007 09:57My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@SimCity_Mayor05/20/2002 00:56Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Antivirus_Pro09/11/2004 13:50No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Butthead_Uhhh02/24/2002 00:04Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Ghostbusters_V04/23/2001 17:01Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!