1997 Vintage: The Digital Pet

We got a Tamagotchi to “practice” for a baby. It died before we even finished dinner. We’ve decided to stick to houseplants.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »

It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

@BBS_Sysop08/29/1995 18:04Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club12/08/1999 03:05A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Harry_Potter_Ron04/08/1996 06:26Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli12/15/2001 19:23That still only counts as one laugh!

@E_T_Phone_Home01/08/2010 08:41E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Web_Counter_9907/03/2012 08:03I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Cool_Story_Bro02/25/2003 11:27Actually, it IS a cool story!