We have 2 megapixels now! I can finally see the individual crumbs on the floor in the photos he takes.
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s…” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Bed Space
A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Metric Grocery
I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »
58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola” Edition
In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »
67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition
In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »
The First Date Memory
Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition
In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
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Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
3D laughs are the best!
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This joke is an Epic Win!