1995 Classic: The Diet

We’re on a “joint diet.” She eats salad. I eat pizza in the car before I get home.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my off...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

@Encarta_User02/18/2001 02:58I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Dumb_And_Dumber02/29/2012 23:51So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Antivirus_Pro03/03/1998 15:49No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Blade_Runner_201902/22/2011 06:48All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Salt_Bae_Original10/20/1997 01:29Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Under_Const_Gif05/05/1999 08:09This site is never finished... with humor!