1995 Classic: The Dial-Up Struggle

Why did the kid bring a pillow to the computer? Because his 14.4k modem told him: “Please wait, I’m tired.”

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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How does a scientist freshen her breath? Answer: With experi-min...read more »

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Answer: Because it wasn’t p...read more »

In 2001, every kid was waiting for an owl to bring their school l...read more »

What did one wall say to the other wall? Answer: “I’ll meet you ...read more »

What’s the best way to catch a school of fish? Answer: With book...read more »

Why did the student eat his homework? Answer: Because his teache...read more »

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Answer: Purr-ple!read more »

In 2011, the ultimate magic happened as the Deathly Hallows ...read more »

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Answer: “Hey, ...read more »

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@StreetFighter_Ken08/08/2002 01:31Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@SpiderMan_Peter03/11/1996 14:45My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Gnutella_User12/20/1998 08:21Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Spawn_Camper_J11/17/2013 17:09I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@LonelyGirl15_F11/12/1999 08:13Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!