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2005 Vintage: The Destiny’s Child Farewell

 Three girls order a “Survivor” shot and say goodbye to their youth.

Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PalmPilot_Pro06/11/2012 12:24Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Space_Jam_Lola04/18/2000 22:59Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Yugioh_Duelist09/02/2004 01:00You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Ancient_Aliens_G09/11/2009 16:18I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Stick_Death_Fan08/28/2013 16:02Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

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