2005 Classic: The Desperate Housewives

A woman orders a martini and says, “You have no idea what goes on in my cul-de-sac.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

A guy walks in looking exhausted and says, "I just want to be Ba...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

"The weather report for November."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The ...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

@Net_Neutral_9511/07/1997 06:53This is why we need the internet.

@Dorm_Room_Hero01/01/1995 06:54My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Footloose_Ren10/30/2003 14:01Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Philosoraptor_X07/05/2005 09:29If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Retweet_King12/13/2007 09:52RT if you think this is funny!