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2007 Classic: The Deathly Hallows

 My wife finished the final Harry Potter book in one sitting and cried for three days. I told her it’s just a book. She told me I’m a “Death Eater” who doesn’t understand love.

Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiderMan_Peter02/15/2009 22:00My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Jordan_Fan_2312/17/2012 19:31Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy05/31/2009 06:41You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Ring_Member_9802/03/2003 11:29Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Captain_Obvious05/27/2005 06:44This is a comment on a funny joke.
@Social_Media_G08/02/2010 11:41I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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