2018 Legacy: The Deadpool 2

I told her I’m part of the X-Force. She said, “The ‘Ex-Force’—the force that makes me want to be your ‘Ex’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

@Backstreet_Fan03/21/1999 13:07I want it that way... the funny way!

@Hey_Arnold_Fan02/24/1995 16:59Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Transformers_OP01/18/2000 15:49Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Goonies_Never_D07/24/2012 10:23Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Chain_Mail_Hater01/24/2002 04:09I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Keyboard_Cat_P03/21/2005 18:36Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Success_Kid_Win12/18/2014 23:31Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@Guestbook_Signer09/28/2006 20:16Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@Arthas_Fan_0201/17/2003 17:24Succeeding you, father... in laughing!