The internet said the “Dad Bod” is in. I told my wife I’m finally a trendsetter. She said, “You’re not a trendsetter, Greg; you’re just a guy who stopped going to the gym in 2011.”
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Diet Partner
Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »
2025 Archive: The VR Office
He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »
67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition
In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
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The Silent Treatment
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
First! And it’s funny!