Why did the dad try to use a giant silver fridge as a car? He thought he was driving the new “stainless” future.
Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Spirit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
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Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Plug and Play laughter!
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
I facepalmed and then I laughed.