2007 Classic: The Crysis

A guy says, “Can my PC run this?” The bartender says, “Sir, this is a Guinness.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

A guy puts his phone on the bar and tells the AI, "Hey, describe...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

"The weather report for November."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The ...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

@CRT_Brightness05/16/1999 23:13I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Married_With_Kids04/01/1996 18:49Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione06/21/2002 18:57It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei05/10/1995 03:58You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@StumbleUpon_User01/30/1996 22:28I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!