2015 Legacy: The Creed

I told her I’m a fighter. She said, “You’re a ‘fright-er’—you jump every time the toaster pops.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »

The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »

The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

@Diva_Plavalaguna05/02/2015 12:43The highest note of humor!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky12/31/2010 22:15One billion... laughs!

@Chocolate_Rain02/09/2004 08:15I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Leet_Speaker_7702/19/2012 06:457h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

@Shut_Up_Money01/15/2006 01:34Shut up and take my laughter!