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2005 Vintage: The Crash

 We saw the Best Picture winner. We spent the drive home debating if it was actually better than Brokeback Mountain. (It wasn’t).

Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Blackberry” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker03/13/1998 14:14It really whips the llama's ass!
@Tamagotchi_Sitter04/04/2004 09:46My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Married_With_Kids10/26/2008 09:13Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Overclocker_Pro01/07/2003 13:53My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Technorati_Tag01/01/2004 14:34Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Runescape_Noob09/13/2003 16:31Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
@Dark_Web_Joker06/20/2012 16:08Found this on the deep end of the net.

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