My husband is constantly typing on his Blackberry trackball. I told him if he “scrolls” past me one more time at dinner, I’m going to scroll his phone into the garbage disposal.
Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Blackberry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
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