Sweet treats and medical checkups.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Answer:...
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Answer: Boo-berry pie!read more »
What kind of car does a...
What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
Answer: A Toy-Yoda!read more »
What do you call a bear...
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A gummy bear!read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Wii” Edition
In 2006, the biggest struggle was making sure your Wii remote str...read more »
What do elves learn in school?...
What do elves learn in school?
Answer: The elf-abet!read more »
55 Kids Jokes: The 2021 “Pop-it & Multiverse” Edition
In 2021, the ultimate stress reliever was a rainbow-colored fidge...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Minecraft Alpha” Edition
In 2009, the ultimate movie experience required 3D glasses, and t...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an...
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
Answer: In case...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Jack Sparrow” Edition
In 2003, the most important rule was "Just keep swimming." It was...read more »
What has hands but can’t clap?...
What has hands but can’t clap?
Answer: A clock!read more »
😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why can’t a leopard hide? Answer:...
Why can’t a leopard hide?
Answer: Because it’s always spotted!read more »
55 Kids Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Google Garage” Edition
In 1998, the pinnacle of cool was owning a Furby that wouldn’t st...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars? Answer:...
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Answer: Because you can see right thro...read more »
Why did the banana go to...
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it wasn’t p...read more »
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Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
Thanks for the donation and the joke!
my dad is going to love this. he is a master of suchars.
i thought it was going to be a long story but short ones are the best.
lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading.