2005 Archive: The Coldplay

A guy starts singing “Fix You.” The bartender says, “The only thing I can fix is your drink, stop crying.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"The official fuel of 'mindful' brunches."Part of the 58 Bar Jok...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

Two guys walk in, one in red, one in yellow. They spend the whol...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

@Napster_King07/10/2010 08:13I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Motherboard_Max01/17/2001 10:27This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Trinity_Matrix06/13/1995 23:05Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Marla_Singer_Fan06/30/2013 19:02A joke for the end of the world.

@Party_On_Garth05/05/2000 19:31I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@White_Goodman_G04/24/1996 21:10We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Arthas_Fan_0204/12/2012 07:01Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

@Mondo_Media_X03/05/1998 22:19Top tier web animation humor!

@Hashtag_Master04/03/2012 16:31#funny #joke #retro #90s