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2013 Legacy: The Coffee Price

 Why did the lawyer sue the $10 cold brew? He argued that the “nitrogen infusion” was a non-billable gas.

Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Frasier_Crane03/26/2011 14:22I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Spice_Girl_Posh05/15/1997 07:41Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Zoolander_Derek04/11/2002 23:18What is this? A joke for ants?
@DVD_Rom_King03/19/2013 09:17More capacity for humor on this site!
@Celebrity_DM11/27/2002 05:13Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

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