Why was the coffee maker so proud? It was “brewing” something special.
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62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
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What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
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A: H...read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
A wild laugh appeared!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!