Why was the coffee bean so tired? It was “roasted” all day.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
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54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
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A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
I see what you did there. Clever!