What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
This humor took me to new heights!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
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