A guy tries to pay by tapping his phone on the coaster.
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Bluey Dad
A guy walks in looking exhausted and says, "I just want to be Ba...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Moana 2
"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
That was intense... and funny!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.