Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Social Media Manager.”
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
Waddle on over and read this!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Deal with it. This is gold.